How To Act Classy at Pantyland
Classy: Dressing with taste and propriety.
NOT Classy: Wearing t-shirts that contain the following phrases: "I Can Out Drink You Bitches," "Size DOES Matter," or "Twin Peaks."
Classy: Storing your money in a wallet or other designated storage container.
NOT Classy: Pulling your money out of your bra soaked in boob sweat.
Classy: Asking what kinds of lingerie we sell.
NOT Classy: Asking where the crotchless panties are.
Classy: Describing the bra you're wearing so that I can assist you in finding it.
NOT Classy: Telling me that you want to find the bra you're wearing and then flashing me.
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