Howdy Stranger!

So I haven't posted in about a billion years. My apologies. I have 2 reasons to offer for my absence:

1) School started and I got SUPER busy
2) I forgot.

BUT to celebrate my victorious return (in case anyone still wants to read), here's some humor to brighten up your Monday.

Mostly, you'll just find out how much of a raging nerd I am.

You Know You're in Science when....

1) You purchase a planner based on whether or not it has a Periodic Table of Elements
2) You can't pronounce what you're studying (cytochrome oxidase modules of the dorsal ventral geniculate nucleus)
3) You attend a seminar titled "Molecular Humor"
4) You understand the jokes. And laugh at them.
5) You consider yourself tan when your skin darkens to the color of buttermilk
6) Other people get drunk and try to hook up with someone of the opposite (or same) sex. You get drunk and try to figure out the molecular structure of isopropyl alcohol.
7) You succeed.
8) Upon leaving the house, you've ever thought "I feel naked. Oh! I forgot my calculator!"
9) You've thought about bedazzling your lab goggles.
10) You're in class for 21 hours a week, but somehow only get 14 credit hours (fucking labs.)