Most of the time, Facebook is awesome. It allows people to keep in touch, find long lost friends and family, and procrastinate on writing that Life History paper. However, Facebook can also be a strange, strange place.
For the last month or so, I have had a pretty severe creeper problem. About once a week, strange men whom I have never met (nor do we have any friends in common), manage to find my profile and send me messages. Usually the messages are of the following format:
1. Hey there!
2. I found you profile!
3. Random story that I don't care about!
4. You're pretty!
None of the messages have been threatening. Although, one guy asked me if live classical music excites me, and then told his cat was afraid of vacuum cleaners.
Weird.
Men - PLEASE have SOME kind of game when you're talking to the ladies. Women like it when you ask them normal things in person. They do not like it when you talk about your mom's Lhasa Apso over Facebook.
If this is any indicator of what my future dating life is going to be like, I'm pretty sure I can hear my vagina sealing itself shut.
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